WARNING: A PHOTO IN THIS POST IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR FOR THOSE THAT ARE GROSSED OUT BY FAT PEOPLE! BE ADVISED!
This is what I wanted to be this year for Halloween, a singer from The Lawrence Welk Show! I inherited some hideous (and I mean that in a loving way) polyester dresses from Grammy that she wore in the fifties and sixties and this time of year is pretty much the only time I can pull off wearing such outlandish dresses. I had my hair up in hot rollers, ready to rat to high heaven and was applying my fake eyelashes when Mike called an hour before the ward Halloween party telling me that he bought costumes and that I HAD to go along with it. No matter how much I pleaded and begged he refused to tell me what we were going as. So when he came home with Adam and Eve costumes I was not very happy...AT ALL! My attitude about the costumes did not improve when I finally squeezed into the blasted thing and took a look in the mirror!
ME: "This is going to show all of my rolls and curves!! I can't pull this off!"
HUSBAND: "That's what makes it so hilarious!"
ME: "This is SOOO disgusting! I DO NOT LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW!"
HUSBAND:"You gotta throw dignity to the wind! Just be cool."
ME: "This is SO not cool!"
HUSBAND:"You really look naked!"
ME:" Oh that makes feel SO much better{insert sarcastic voice here}!"
I REALLY struggled about whether I should post this picture at all. No one wants unflattering pictures of themselves floating around on the world wide web. I am not proud of this body and the way I have let it get this heavy but that is a depressing discussion for another day. I figure that if I let what people thought of me or my insecurities prevent me from having fun in life and having a good time than I would never do anything for fear that people might judge me or what they might be thinking or all of the negative thoughts that I have going on in my head. I know thin, athletic women who are not comfortable with their bodies and I just don't get how they can't appreciate what they have because it is beautiful and the positive features of their bodies outweigh the features that they hate but why should I be exempt from that thought process? I have learned that I have to be happy and love my body no matter what shape it is.
Trust me, I came up with every fat joke and comment imaginable to ease the tension cause if I joke about being fat than I am distracting people from actually seeing it. We were a hit at the ward party though! We even won the costume contest! It wasn't so bad and all night I was catching people glancing at my leaves he he! I still feel ripped off that I didn't get to wear my pink polyester dress. Maybe next year

Michael is enjoying himself WAY too much! I am frowning on the inside I promise!

Good and Evil! My friend Liza and I! She isn't really evil...maybe a little wicked!

Doing a Halloween craft! Hallie really enjoyed this!

Yup... he is carving a pumpkin in my living room! You might be a redneck if...

Smiling for Ash the photographer!

This is what it is ALL about! Kids make everything so magical and exciting!

I think I got them all to look at the camera between the two shots! I take what I can get!

Ash was Sharpay from HSM, Mikie was a butterfly fairy with no wings because she didn't put them in a safe place and lost them, Madse was a Jedi Knight, May May was a caterpillar (wowy powy bug), and Hallie was a little white rabbit. The little ones didn't last long and came home with me and were in bed by eight. Mike, Rick, and Tracey took the older kids up to celestial hill where all the good loot was! We are left with candy wrappers coming out our ears and kids with candy induced diarrhea but it will be a Halloween that we will always remember!